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northener
21-Mar-10, 23:23
Don't you just love how they spread like a virus across forums?
Invisible
21-Mar-10, 23:25
you've been infected too then?
They are a infectious species right enough ;)
Tubthumper
21-Mar-10, 23:27
I got cream.
Here does this mean we're a clique? No-one would ever let me in their clique before. It's a great day for the Thumper clan, let me tell you!
Can I be in the clique too tubs ;) .... what's a clique? :confused
Tubthumper
21-Mar-10, 23:32
I think it's like a cleek. But posher.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... I definitely want to be in one then ;)
ShelleyCowie
21-Mar-10, 23:36
Have i missed something?! :confused
Tubs and I are just clicking Shelley ;)
Tubthumper
21-Mar-10, 23:42
If you want a load of fun
Come and join our little clique
Or spell it cleek if you are one
Who's not so bright or comes fae Week
Cleeking here and cleeking there
Here we come again
You cleekers out there join our gang
And spread a bit of pain
We stick together all the time
Opinions are all joint
We'd disagree on org but then
Just what would be the point?
Oh Cleeking here and cleeking there
It's such a load of joy
We ridicule intelligence
And bait the hoi-polloi
And if another cleek should form
And threaten our position
Why, we shall simply all unite
And offer them derision
Cleeking here and cleeking there
Invading every thread
[I've run out of ideas - can anyone help??]
Tubthumper
21-Mar-10, 23:48
Tubs and I are just clicking Shelley ;)
That's cleeking. There's more nods and winks involved...
Invisible
22-Mar-10, 00:04
Cleeking here and cleeking there
Invading every thread
[I've run out of ideas - can anyone help??]
We cleek till we can cleek no more
and then go back to bed.
Tubthumper
22-Mar-10, 00:05
Excellent Invisible! Full marks, you can join!
Tubthumper
22-Mar-10, 00:06
Have i missed something?! :confused
Shelley, you can join in as well. We need more exhibitionists.
Here I sit in my bare feet,
(It's fine - they dinna reek),
If that means I'm exhibiting,
Can I get in your clique?
Tubthumper
22-Mar-10, 01:01
It's no ma clique I have til say
But you can join it anyway
There's Shelley with her stretchy thong
And my poor feet give off strong pong
If cleek I should
Am I much good?
to join your little gang
If shelly's in, we'll have such fun
singin' this cleeky thong
Shabbychic
22-Mar-10, 14:43
We cleek till we can ceek no more
and then go back to bed.
What kind of clique are you in? Did you mean Keek or Keich? :eek: Either way, I'm no joining your gang. :Razz
Invisible
22-Mar-10, 15:23
What kind of clique are you in? Did you mean Keek or Keich? :eek: Either way, I'm no joining your gang. :Razz
Cleek it is i canna spell
It was tubs feet I could smell
So I Got the order of that word wrang
But please dont let it put your of our gang
Shabbychic
22-Mar-10, 15:54
Cleek it is i canna spell
It was tubs feet I could smell
So I Got the order of that word wrang
But please dont let it put your of our gang
Ach weel, a ken wer no aw braw
Wie spellin' writin' oan this wa'
But be it either cleek or clique
A dinnae like twa feet that reek
I'll huv tae wear ma perfume strang
Then maybe a can join yer gang
Sae tell ye whit, I'll think it o'er
And meet ye later in Portgower
Ach weel, a ken wer no aw braw
Wie spellin' writin' oan this wa'
But be it either cleek or clique
A dinnae like twa feet that reek
I'll huv tae wear ma perfume strang
Then maybe a can join yer gang
Sae tell ye whit, I'll think it o'er
And meet ye later in Portgower
Where you brocht up wi the Broons, I can pick up a berry picker accent in your prose [lol]
Shabbychic
22-Mar-10, 16:11
Where you brocht up wi the Broons, I can pick up a berry picker accent in your prose [lol]
A read the Broons, Oor Wullie tae
In fact a read them tae this day
I've never picked a berry yet
Nor tatties, tumshies or corguet :D
John Little
22-Mar-10, 18:44
All along the forums
In the boxes small
Trolls are a -flaming
Writing's on the wall
Troll's tales-
Discussion fails,
Emotions all a- quiver
Common-sense is out of sight
Drowned in a river...
of verbiage, persiflage and vituperation
Conspiracy wails,
Patience fails
Hail the victor's coronation
Who played by the rules-
Now he's King of the fools.
Ain't ah a braw eeejit!
Tubthumper
22-Mar-10, 21:02
I've been out-pomed! :~(
ShelleyCowie
22-Mar-10, 21:24
I've been out-pomed! :~(
Never! Ur poems are the best! ;)
ShelleyCowie
22-Mar-10, 21:29
Shelley, you can join in as well. We need more exhibitionists.
So im an exhibitionist now?! :eek: gosh imagine if it was ma bra that was showing...no just a bit o cheesewire! [lol]
John Little
22-Mar-10, 21:30
e gret day hed come at last
for afore many hours hed passed
his arguments wid sweep e forum, be king o high cockalorum
but woe, oh fates id ended in pain
but nor a word fey fair shelley bain
They cleek him here, they cleek him there
They cleek him o'er the hill
He's much tae guid tae join yer gang
He's special, is joxville!:D
So im an exhibitionist now?! :eek: gosh imagine if it was ma bra that was showing...no just a bit o cheesewire! [lol]
You can show your bra if you want to,Bob and I may pay a bit more attention. Mik.;)
Tubthumper
22-Mar-10, 22:59
Bob 'n Mik, I'm looking forward to the long hot bikini summer. Are you thinking of moving the kids out and installing seats? Getting a fridge in? Popcorn & juice?
ShelleyCowie
22-Mar-10, 23:07
You can show your bra if you want to,Bob and I may pay a bit more attention. Mik.;)
Oi! Yer Mrs is gonna be angry soon enuf! Or does she know of ur gazing eyes [lol] My bra will be well hidden from now on
Bob 'n Mik, I'm looking forward to the long hot bikini summer. Are you thinking of moving the kids out and installing seats? Getting a fridge in? Popcorn & juice?
That actually wouldnt surprise me!
Bob 'n Mik, I'm looking forward to the long hot bikini summer. Are you thinking of moving the kids out and installing seats? Getting a fridge in? Popcorn & juice?
Do you really want to see Shelley in a bikini, she'll be heavily pregnant by then? In fact, she'll need to change her name to Belly Showin'. [lol]
Tubthumper
23-Mar-10, 21:00
Shelley Bain's big belly's showin'
Lying in the sun so strong
In the gairden in the summer
In her under pressure thong
Thing a thong of thummer thun
Come and join in everyone
Theatth are cheap with Bob & Mik
Andthe view won't make you thick
ShelleyCowie
23-Mar-10, 22:07
Do you really want to see Shelley in a bikini, she'll be heavily pregnant by then? In fact, she'll need to change her name to Belly Showin'. [lol]
And whats wrong with that Mr jox?! I think pregnancy is very femanine and sexy :p
Shelley Bain's big belly's showin'
Lying in the sun so strong
In the gairden in the summer
In her under pressure thong
Thing a thong of thummer thun
Come and join in everyone
Theatth are cheap with Bob & Mik
Andthe view won't make you thick
Very well done Tubs! That made my OH laugh. ;)
I think pregnancy is very femanine
It can't be any other way, can it? :D
ShelleyCowie
24-Mar-10, 00:36
It can't be any other way, can it? :D
No obviously not :lol:
But im not typically "femanine" in the meaning im a complete tomboy. (apart from the thongs) so being pregnant to me makes me feel that bit more girly ya know.
Or u cud just look at it like im gaining alot of weight in one area! [lol]
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