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willowbankbear
19-May-06, 23:43
A miner in deepest Africa has a very bad accident 1 day & loses a leg. He says to his mate,"Im finished, Who on earth will want a 1 legged Gold-Digger?"

His mate replies `Try Sir Paul McCartney`


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A wee poem for ye

I lay upon a grassy bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

By a Sir Paul McCartney

tommy1979
19-May-06, 23:47
hehehe was only a matter of time :lol::roll:

Bingobabe
20-May-06, 15:08
HEHEHEHE class[lol]